Nglish Summary + Advertisement Analysis

First: A summary of Kirk Johonssan, Todays Kids are like Ruining the English Language, just a short 5 or 6 sentences summarizing this article~ i will attach where you can read it. ( + my previous attempt at summarizing it with teachers corrections, please revise it and make an even better summary)

Second: a mini analysis of a magazine Ad, it can be any advertisement, but it should be stereotypical, example Sadeeqs article(that i will also attach) should have a topic sentence, and should breakdown the advertisement and analyze/explain it. The ad should be stereotypical. (150 to 200 words