Ntertaining Speech on Workers being late for work

this is to be an ENTERTAINING SPEECH Needs an Introduction, Body, and a conclusion. Must be free of errors in grammar, punctuation, and word use. needs to entertain while being realistic about excuses when calling in late for work. its basically a entertaining speech that goes in depth about calling in late for work and the many excuses that are used, that should/shouldnt be used. discuss different excuses people use when calling in to work. include statistics of how many people call in with stupid excuses, how many of them get caught and the results of getting caught.